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“S.O.P.A and P.I.P.A are the enemies of the free internet. Do not allow governmental chaperoning.” Design is based on the “Laughing Man Symbol” designed by Paul Nicholson for Ghost in the Shell.

Sausage Balls

  • 1 lb. hot breakfast sausage (Jimmy Deans or something similar)
  • 3 cups Bisquick
  • 1 10oz bag of sharp cheddar cheese (grated)
  • 1/2 tbsp. Worcestershire Sauce
  • 1/4 tsp. Ground Red Pepper
Combine above ingredients starting with bisquick and sausage, adding cheese next and then Worcestershire Sauce and pepper. Roll into bite-size balls. Bake on an ungreaded baking sheet 2 inches apart in a 350 degree oven for 25 minutes.
These can be made ahead and refridgerated or frozen. If so, allow to return to room temperature before baking.

Its true, at least for us. 

Completely unrelated, but totally cohesive.

Its true.

Its true.

Jamaican Curried Chicken with Spanish Rice


3lbs of boneless, skinless chicken breasts halved

1/2 large yellow onion chopped

2 cups of portobello mushrooms washed

1 family sized box of Goya Yellow Rice

1 table spoon of Jamaican curry powder

1/2 cup Jamaican curry concentrate

5 cups water


Boil the water on high and add all the 

vegetables, curry powder, and curry 


Boil until concentrate disolves. Add chicken and 

let boil until the outter meat turns white.

Add the yellow rice mixture and turn heat to 

medium and cook until the liquid is 3/4’s of the 

way cooked out.

Fluff and serve.

Lemon Vanilla Sugar Cookies


2 3/4 cups all-purpose flour

1 teaspoon baking soda

1/2 teaspoon baking powder

1 cup butter, softened

1 1/2 cups white sugar

1 egg

2 teaspoons vanilla extract

1 fresh lemon squeezed


Preheat oven to 375 degrees F 

(190 degrees C). In a small bowl, stir together 

flour, baking soda, and baking powder. 

Set aside.

In a large bowl, cream together the butter and 

sugar until smooth. Beat in egg, lemon juice 

and vanilla. Gradually blend in the dry 

ingredients. Roll rounded teaspoonfuls of 

dough into balls, and place onto ungreased 

cookie sheets.

Bake 8 to 10 minutes in the preheated oven, 

or until golden. Let stand on cookie sheet two 

minutes before removing to cool on wire racks.

Gainer game shows with a reality show twist? Why not?

I just whipped this up a little while ago. I felt it was semi-appropriate—I mean, it is food.