Gain Tirade Episode 22, 2/18/2012
Topic: Positive Self Affirmation as a Gainer
Runtime: 48 min
I, ___________, promise to eat all I want, of whatever I want, whenever I want.
I will eat when I’m sad to cheer myself up.
I will eat when I’m happy for the sheer joy of it.
I will learn to enjoy eating even when I’m full
My belly will grow and proudly proclaim my devotion.
My appetite will become greedier, allowing me to eat even more.
I will rejoice when people criticize my weight, for they confirm my progress.
I will rejoice when people criticize my appetite, for they confirm my confidence.
I will gain and not be ashamed; on the contrary, I will feast in celebration.
I will eat joyfully and bear my new pounds cheerfully, so as to be an inspiration to others.
I will eat.
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